His last name wouldn't be Murphy, would it

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
This soon-to-be-wed pilot fish has anything but IT on his mind -- he and his fiancee are spending a long weekend at a combined
bachelor/bachelorette party at a casino."All our friends know each other, so it's easier to have it together," fish says
"Monday afternoon comes, we're heading home with the party, and I get a call from my manager asking me to come into work."I let him know
that I'll get there as soon as we drop everyone off
By the time that's done it's 4 p.m., and I'm told they still desperately need me in the office."And when fish walks into his office, he sees
why: His co-worker Barney is sitting surrounded by piles of laptops, and users are steadily coming in to drop off even more laptops.