BigClapper does away with tedious clapping, happiness

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
&If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot clapping over a human face, forever,& wrote George Orwell, and his dire prediction
has finally come to pass
This product & a year old device that I have never seen before but now love & is called BigClapper and it is basically an orb with a funny
face and big white hands
When you set it up in a location it will yell and clap endlessly, a sort of robotic tummler that can pick up your spirits while it drains
your will to live. The product, found by RobotStart, is wildly manic
BigClapper can be used at offices! In front of stores! At parties! It can clap as people walk by, encouraging them to come into your shop!
It is red! It has hands! While it not yet Alexa compatible, the BigClapper looks to be a model of future human-computer interaction
After all what is more pure than a big red face howling at you on the street while it claps maniacally in an effort to sell you more
products
It a literal symbol of true capitalism in this modern era. I, for one, welcome our clapping robot overlords.