Patch Tuesday problems abound, Server 2016 crashes, and a .Net patch goes down in flames

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
You know it going to be an Alice in Wonderland month when some sites report that Microsoft plugged 54 vulnerabilities on Patch Tuesday,
while others report 53
Fact is, patching has become so brutal — and so banal — that there no consensus on counting, much less on what good and bad.Suffice to
say that, once again this month, there was a huge number of security patches (129 individual patches, according to the Microsoft Update
Catalog), with no pressing security fixes unless you&re using the Edge browser or Internet Explorer
Microsoft changed Win10 version 1803 to &Semi-Annual Channel,& but the term now means less than it ever has before
If that possible.