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Ah, wonderful to see you again, sir
The usual Kool-Aid Grain Alcohol Martini with a twisty straw
And I see you&re wearing a new watch
Quite striking.
I see the watch has a quartz ETA movement & an acceptable movement by any standard & and a very elegant face and hands
What that It has a quickset date Of course, no watch over $200 would skimp on that simple complication
$251 you say On a silver mesh band, also known as a Milanese A relative bargain, given its pedigree.
Of course, sir
I&ve spoken with the chef and she preparing your Ritz crackers with Easy Cheese as we speak
Do tell me more about this watch
It seems to be one of your only redeeming features.
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What was that No, I said nothing under my breath
Do go on.
Made in Berne, Switzerland, you say, by a pair of watchmakers, Hanna and Tom Heer, who left their high-paying jobs to make watches
And their goal is not to create a beautiful quartz piece that is eminently wearable yet quite delicate Laudable, sir, laudable
I especially like the thin 41mm case
It so light and airy! Not unlike your Supreme baseball cap.
No, of course sir, we still give away all the mints you can eat after the meal
If you&d like I can tie that lobster bib around your neck
Nice and snug.
And they make a marble version Wonderful! That hearkens back to the Tissot Rock Watches of yore
A delight, truly.
You&ve got a bit of cheese in your beard
I&m sorry to say that my hand got into the way of your pendulous tongue
I&m very sorry, sir.
Well, it been wonderful chatting with you
I&ll leave you to your Rick and Morty comics
What that Caviar in an ice cream cone With sprinkles Of course
I do commend you, sir, all things being equal, on your taste in watches.
